Stay in a Real-Life Version of *Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains* | Fuchun Resort Hangzhou
by ThomasPedersen
Feb 23, 2025
Ladies! Escaped to this painting-like retreat with my 5-year-old wildling for three days of mountain-water fun! The little one "ice-skated" on suite floors while mom burned her fingers brewing tea... Presenting this ink-scented guide where even peeled wall scraps look like art masterpieces‼️
♦️Immortal Itinerary
Day1⃣️: Drive into landscape scroll 👉 Name mythical creatures at water lily pond 👉 Collapse into Fuchun Resort's giant sofa 👉 Night bamboo whispers🎋
Day2⃣️: Feast at Lakeside Restaurant 👉 Transform into Tea Field Monkey King 👉 Chase rainbows through storms
Day3⃣️: Great Dessert Heist 👉 Fake literati with calligraphy 👉 Sob while packing stolen cookies
✅ Fuchun Resort Hangzhou
Open windows to catch fairy mist! Water lilies float like jade plates as kids yell: "Dragon King's taking a mint bath!"🛁 Polished wood floors become slides, butler's snack box hides jumping mung bean cakes~
✅ Lakeside Restaurant Terrace
Cloud-level picnic! Blue-hour steaks make kids shout: "I'm braiding clouds with my fork!"☁️ Mountain wind steals tea aromas, turning cake cream into meteor showers✨
✅ Storm Rainbow Show
Dragon King's magic act! After thunder's foot-wash downpour, golden arrows pierce clouds🌈 Family barefoot puddle-jumping splashes ink-plum blossoms~
⚠️Immortal Warnings:
1⃣️ No hanfu shortcuts! Mossy steps launch you into Dunhuang flying poses
2⃣️ Hide antique teaware! Kids turn lids into "treasure hunt helmets"
3️⃣ Triple-layer mosquito spray! Mountain skeeters target chubby thighs
🍜 Foodie Hall of Fame/Shame:
✔️ Lakeside Steak: Juicy flavor bombs turn kids into nunchuk masters
✔️ Homemade Cookies: Chocolate chip ambush - one bite surrender
✔️ Night Soup: Gluey tremella lip-syncs slow motion
✖️ Breakfast crullers: Harder than Monkey King's staff - used as floor-testing hammers
🎨 Genius Kid Hacks:
1️⃣ Tea Field Treasure Hunt: Find "monster wanted posters" by leaf shapes
2️⃣ Storm Sketching: Rainwater lightning abstract art
3️⃣ Calligraphy Drama: Writing "noodles yummy" with soy sauce brush
📸 Photo Sorcery:
1️⃣ Water Lily Pond (tea cup wuxia shots)
2️⃣ Bamboo Corridor (pastry-wielding ink painting)
3️⃣ Storm Terrace (rainbow-chasing family portrait)
🏨 Stay Secrets:
✔️ Panoramic daybeds: Cloud-watching like melted wax
✔️ Rain white noise: Deeper sleep than hibernating bears
✔️ Bedtime soup trap: Midnight snack espionage
Departure reveal: "Bamboo promised to teach me Wing Chun!" Though luggage drips bathwater, those "dragon scales" (water lily petals) in his pocket... This fairy trip was totally worth it!
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