Green vines turn kids into dinosaurs! The 3 traps in Ningbo that made me sign a Jurassic indenture

I just escaped from Dongdan Village in Ningbo! Please don't issue an arrest warrant for me—it's not too bad, it's just too addictive! My 6-year-old son is holding a branch and wants to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex son-in-law, and the villagers are chasing after him to make him a town mascot 😭

💣Trap 1: Chinese wisteria cave activates ancestral DNA
The second I rushed into the green castle, my daughter suddenly became a Jurassic creature! She grabbed the vines and roared, "I am the reincarnation of a pterosaur!" What's even more amazing is that next to the little dragon sculpture, my son insisted that it was a baby dinosaur, and hugged the stone sculpture and shouted, "My son! Mother has finally found you!" The old lady passing by laughed so hard that tears came out, and she insisted on giving him a handful of wild berries as "dragon food"~

💣Trap 2: The viewing platform makes kids precocious by 500 years
The moment the drone took off, my son turned into an archeology expert! Holding a bubble machine as a detector, he ran all over the mountain shouting, "Dinosaur fossil group found!" The craziest thing was that his white dress was covered with green juice, and he insisted that it was a "dragon blood robe", forcing his old mother to take three hundred "loving mother and filial son" Jurassic family photos 📸

💣Trap 3: Hiking trails turned into wilderness survival
After walking only ten meters on the wooden boardwalk, my academically challenged son suddenly became Bear Grylls! He grabbed weeds and stuffed them into his mouth: "This is a dinosaur-era buffet!" What's even more amazing is that the second the red umbrella was opened, this guy danced wildly and shouted, "Tyrannosaurus Rex squad, come and protect me!" The photographer pressed the shutter until it smoked, and filmed an epic, melodramatic movie ☂️

🌿Life-saving guide with blood and tears:
1️⃣Dress your child in a white robe! Instantly become the protagonist of the Lost World in the green vines
2️⃣Prepare ten pounds of mosquito repellent! An average of thirty bites a day in the vine maze
3️⃣Secretly hide dinosaur toys! Treasure hunts at the viewing platform can be exchanged for half an hour of peace

On the last night, I stayed at the Xiangshan Retro Yoshe B&B at the entrance of the village. My son tore the sheets into "dragon skin": "I want to build a dinosaur empire here!" I contacted the villagers overnight for a work-for-stay arrangement—after all, a secret place that can make Ultraman fans forget about TV is worth signing a contract for ten thousand years!

(⚠️Civilized code: Don't really pull the vines! The villagers made the dead branches we picked up into dinosaur models, and helped clean up five bags of garbage before leaving~ Protecting the secret place can trigger the old lady's wild berry surprise!)

Post by DanielMacKay99 | Apr 30, 2025