Guizhou Mushroom House discourages people from visiting! These 3 pits make children cry until they are dehydrated

I just came back from Xingyi Mushroom Wild Luxury Hotel, and I have to tell you the truth! I went there for the "Fairy Tale Mushroom House", but...

1️⃣ Navigation Assassin Trap:
We agreed to go to the "Forest Fairy Tale World", but we almost got lost when we drove to Wanfenglin! The 5-year-old kid leaned on the car window and shouted, "Mom, are we going to fall into Alice's rabbit hole?" It wasn't until the shuttle bus turned into a pumpkin carriage and the driver showed up wearing a rabbit ear headband that the kid announced on the spot, "This is the princess's royal car!"

2️⃣Wilderness archaeological pit:
Digging for fossils may sound like hard work, but the results are...
✔️The Guanling fossil site turned into a treasure hunt game in seconds, and the children mistook the trilobite fossils for dinosaur gems
✔️The restoration kit is like an operating room, and the children wear goggles and call themselves "fossil doctors"
✔️At the certificate presentation ceremony, the child puffed out his chest to accept the certificate, feeling prouder than receiving a red flower

3️⃣ Intangible Cultural Heritage Pitfalls:
Worried about the boredom of batik, how do you know...
✔️The children made the blue-dyed cloth into "alien creatures", and the instructor praised it as "abstract art"
✔️Fishing in the rice field turned into a mud fight, and the fish caught in the end were less than the mud
✔️When I turned on the headlamp during the cave exploration, the shadows of the stalagmites scared the kids and made them laugh.

🏰But...it's really good value!
When the kids were rolling around in the Mickey Mouse themed room hugging mushroom pillows and saying, "Mom, can we live here forever?", I realized that -

✔️The Huangguoshu VIP channel makes the queuers envious
✔️The bamboo tube rice at Fenglin Afternoon Tea is so delicious that the kids lick the tube three times
✔️The grilled corn at Tianyuan BBQ was named "Volcano Lava Stick" by my husband
✔️The slide in the children's playground is so long that it needs a break

‼ ️Blood and tears experience
✅Must bring: 5 sets of change of clothes! Rice paddy mud is wilder than Peppa Pig Park
✅Must play: Before entering the cave exploration, make up a "Dinosaur Hunter" storyline for your children
✅Must-eat: Mushroom House’s special blueberry jam, spread on bread can stop all crying
✅Must-steal: Batik scraps, take them home and make them into "abstract" tablecloths

Now the kid asks himself every day: "When will we go back to the Mushroom Kingdom to be princesses?" How can this be a trap? It’s clearly a fairy tale awakening plan for city kids!

(⚠️Hidden task: Find the cleaning lady wearing Miao silver headdress! She will give the children a hand-woven grasshopper necklace~)