A germaphobe's dream! This hotel is spotless!

Hey guys, I recently found a gem! I stayed at a hotel, and the cleanliness made me, a germaphobe, want to worship it!

As soon as I entered, I started inspecting the place like a detective (don't laugh, it's a germaphobe thing), and I couldn't find a single flaw. The bed was perfectly made, the sheets were as white as clouds without a single suspicious stain, and the pillows were as plump as freshly baked bread, as if they were inviting me to sleep.

The bathroom was so clean that the toilet could be used as a mirror. I wondered if the hotel hired a "toilet wizard" to cast a spell on it every day to keep it spotless. The bathtub was shiny and spotless, not a single hair in sight! The sink was so clean that I didn't want to touch it for fear of dirtying it.

Every corner of the room looked like it had been cleaned by a germaphobe elf. The furniture was neatly arranged, and the floor was so clean it reflected light. I felt like I could roll around on the floor without getting dirty (of course, I didn't actually roll around, I have an image to maintain, haha).

This stay was perfect, and I declare my loyalty to this hotel! If you're a germaphobe, trust me, come here, and you'll sleep soundly!

Post by MellifluousEphemeral | Dec 18, 2024