Escape from the hustle and bustle of the city and go camping in the forest~
by 3m.ly @d@m$
Feb 7, 2024
### **【Qinling 2-Day Immortal Cultivation Guide】Only 300 RMB per person, become the "Mountain King" on your social feed!**
**(Includes Pitfall Avoidance Tips + Hidden Activities)**
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## **🚗 Itinerary Overview (Budget-friendly Outdoor Expert Edition)**
**✔️ Cost:** 300 RMB per person (including food, accommodation, and transportation)
**✔️ Suitable for:** Casual hikers/starry sky photographers/"Wilderness Survival Experts" wanting to post on social media
**✔️ Highlights:** Sea of clouds + streams + wild fun = Xi'an locals' "natural air-conditioned room"
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## **⛰️ Day 1: Hiking the Northern Foot of Qinling (Pretend You're an Explorer)**
### **📍 Morning: Zhuque National Forest Park (Entrance fee 45 RMB)**
- **Three must-do things:**
1. Take the cable car to lazily go up the mountain (80 RMB/person, otherwise you'll climb until you question your life)
2. Take a "cloud check-in" photo at Bingjing Peak (caption for social media: "Just a bit shorter than Everest")
3. Find a pine tree and pretend it's the "Welcoming Pine" (no one really knows it anyway)
**Fun fact:**
It's only 25°C here in summer, Xi'an locals flock here to cool off, even the monkeys in the mountains find it noisy
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### **📍 Afternoon: Taiping National Forest Park (Entrance fee 60 RMB)**
- **Activities:**
- Watch the Rainbow Waterfall (appears exactly at 2 PM on sunny afternoons, more punctual than clocking in at work)
- Walk the hanging plank road (if your legs shake, you can hold the wall, but the wall might shake more than you)
- Ask wild macaques for snacks (they snatch faster than you grab red envelopes)
**Humorous reminder:**
🐒 Don’t take out your bag in front of monkeys, or they’ll "inspect" all your snacks for you
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## **🌌 Day 2: Nanwutai / Farmhouse Stay (Immortal Cultivation + Relaxation)**
### **📍 Option A: Nanwutai (Entrance fee 50 RMB)**
- **Artistic activities:**
1. Climb the mountain at 4 AM to wait for sunrise (only to find it’s full of college students)
2. Make a wish at Lingying Platform (said to be effective, but you’ve already used up all your luck climbing up)
3. Buy a blessing ribbon (10 RMB each, once the wind blows, it’s gone)
### **📍 Option B: Farmhouse at the foot of the mountain (50 RMB per person to relax)**
- **Relaxed eating guide:**
- Order a local chicken stew (the owner catches and kills the chicken on the spot, the chicken runs faster than you climb)
- Pick wild vegetables (if you can’t identify them, don’t pick randomly, or you might get a "laxative")
- Nap in a hammock (wake up with three mosquito bites on your face)
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## **🍖 Foodie Radar (50 RMB per person to revive your soul)**
### **🔥 Three must-eats**
- **Farmhouse free-range chicken:** 80 RMB each, chicken soup so fresh it can forgive your ex
- **Guokui with chili:** 5 RMB each, carbs with carbs, a Shaanxi favorite
- **Sour fish soup:** 10 RMB per bowl, sour and spicy to whet your appetite, you can even count the "fish" after eating
### **🚫 Pitfall avoidance**
- "Wild honey" might just be boiled sugar
- Scenic spot "lingzhi mushrooms" are mostly artificially cultivated
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## **🏠 Accommodation Money-saving Tips**
1. **Farmhouse dormitory:** 50 RMB/person, listen to snoring symphony at night
2. **Hostel bed:** 40 RMB, perfect for chatting with fellow travelers
3. **Hardcore option:** Bring your own tent (might be watched by wild boars at midnight)
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## **🚌 Transportation Tips**
- **Xi'an → Qinling:** Bus 25 RMB/person, driver drives like starring in "Initial D"
- **Self-driving warning:** Mountain roads with eighteen bends, motion sickness medicine is a must
- **Ultimate saving:** Ride a shared bike (not recommended unless you want to be on the news)
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## **📸 Photo Pose Guide**
1. **Outfit:** Outdoor jacket + trekking pole (even if borrowed)
2. **Props:** Pick up a stick as a "wilderness survival tool"
3. **Must-shoot scenes:**
- "Immortal pointing the way" pose in front of the sea of clouds
- "Wet and tempting" photo under the waterfall
- "Feasting on farmhouse chicken" fierce face
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### **💡 Veteran Advice**
1. **Bring a jacket!** Mountain temperature difference is bigger than your ex’s mood swings
2. **Wear non-slip shoes!** Stones by the stream are slipperier than soap
3. **Take your trash with you!** Or the forest rangers will chase you down with lectures
4. **Don’t pick wildflowers!** They might be protected plants, picking them means singing "Tears Behind Bars"
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**Finally, here’s a Qinling rap for you:**
"Panting like a dog going uphill
Shaking like a sieve going downhill
Ask me if I’ll come again
...wait till my legs stop hurting"
(Attached: Must-have list → Sunscreen + mosquito repellent + thermos + thick skin)
Post by DARREN SCHULTZ | Jun 8, 2025




















