Just got back from Yixing! This place almost bankrupted my family

Sisters!! Took my 7-year-old to brave the Spring Mountain in Sight Hotel
Now my living room looks like Syria, who can relate!!
(Attached: three-day-two-night bankruptcy-level parent-child guide + survival manual)🏞️

🌿The mountain road turned us into a wilderness survival team!!
Navigation showed 8 minutes from the high-speed rail station
But we ended up driving into a bamboo forest hideaway almost running over a frog🐸
Kid pressed against the window shouting "Mom, we've time-traveled to Jurassic Park!"
(Suggestion: turn off navigation and drive blind! Secret adventure value maxed out)

🍵Tea room turned my kid into an old tea connoisseur!!
Xie Ke's designed art space was breathtakingly beautiful
But my kid wouldn't let go of the tea pet
Soaked in the tea room for 3 hours insisting on learning tea ceremony
"Mom! This cup costs more than my piggy bank, right?"💸
(Breaking one tea bowl cost half a month's allowance, my heart was bleeding)

🎨Room paintings sparked family warfare!!
Kid interpreted the artsy abstract paintings as "monsters"
Insisted aliens were hiding under the bed
Kept night light on until nosebleed just to stay vigilant👽
(Suggestion: hang Ultraman posters in family rooms for peace of mind)

⚠️Bamboo forest hike turned into resident evil!!
The promised spring scenery was all lies
Mosquito army turned our legs into red bean ice
But the moment we dug up bamboo shoots—
The whole family held up our trophies grinning like idiots🎋
(Douse yourself in mosquito repellent! Consider wearing anti-mosquito face masks)

Now every trendy homestay looks like a budget hotel to me
But honestly speaking—
The joy of lounging in the bathtub watching bamboo waves is unforgettable!!
(Final warning: Don't let kids into the Upper Garden Restaurant! The slow-cooked beef will have them devouring three bowls and refusing to leave🍚)