Just got back from Wujiang Stockade! This place almost made my kid ascend to immortality

Sisters!! Taking my 6-year-old on a brave adventure to the fairyland of Zunyi
Now I look at the community fountain and think it's just a foot bath, who gets it?!!
(Including a three-day, two-night survival guide + bankruptcy-level bill)🌌

🔥Iron flower show turned the whole family into BBQ stand owners!!
The water stuntmen's performance was as beautiful as special effects
But then sparks landed on my kid's dinosaur tail
My child ran screaming around the place like a "human torch"🔥
(Recommend renting hanfu! Synthetic fabrics are more fire-resistant than cotton)

🏮River lantern prayers triggered a family drama!!
We agreed to wish for a beautiful future
But my kid dumped the entire box of lanterns into the river
The manager paddled after us frantically: "Little ancestor, are you trying to summon the Dragon King?!"🐉
(Bring coins! River lanterns are 15 yuan each and will bankrupt you)

✈️Drone show instantly turned me into an astronomy teacher!!
The "space-time gate" was breathtakingly beautiful
Then my kid stared at the sky with the soul-searching question: "Mom, which building do aliens live in?"
The young lady next to us laughed so hard her phone fell into the river🌌
(Download a star map app in advance! Otherwise you'll be stumped by questions)

⚠️Taiyi Corridor Bridge revealed an escape artist!!
The rowing boat gliding by looked like a movie scene
Then my kid tried climbing over the railing to "practice lightness kung fu on water"
The boatman instantly became a lifeguard: "Today's third candidate for falling in!"💦
(Use a child safety harness and tie them up like a rice dumpling! The river view is more tempting than candy)

Now all ancient towns look like plastic film sets
But honestly speaking—
Watching my kid chase the mist on Yalu Wang Corridor Bridge is unforgettable!!
(Final warning: Put light-up shoes on your kid! Finding children at night is like playing a real-life battle royale👟)

🗺️Family survival route:
Arrive at Qian Academy Hotel at 3 PM to secure dangerous areas
→Bribe kid with sugar art for half an hour of ancient-style photos
→Go to Zhi Lan Street for tie-dye costume show (bring five changes of clothes)
→Learn bamboo pole dancing at Lusheng Square (careful not to get squeezed into crab steps)
→Trick kid back to the room with "let's find the fire-breathing uncle"🔥

💡Hidden gem: Modern Picasso discovered at Wu Paper Workshop!!
My 6-year-old created an abstract "Mother's Love, Child's Respect" using flower paper
The master craftsman gave a thumbs up: "This blob is worth 588 yuan!"🎨
(Bring waterproof aprons! The papermaking area is wetter than a water park)

⚠️Tearful advice:
1️⃣Lock all doors and windows in scenic area guesthouses! Frog calls and cicada sounds are like a rock concert
2️⃣Cover your entire body with mosquito repellent! Deadly mosquitoes can suck blood through hanfu
3️⃣Heping Dye House's drying field is a natural maze - bring a compass to avoid getting lost
4️⃣The slope at Fast Reading Bookstore reaches cosmic speeds - prepare butt cushions📚

🌈Ultimate experiences:
✅The 5 AM river mist is like fairy flatulence
✅The reflection of Huoshu Inn is so beautiful you'll want to tattoo it on yourself
✅The suona horn at the local stage can shake out ten years' worth of earwax
✅The sticky rice cakes at Riverside Food Street can seal a wild child's mouth for half an hour🍡

Post by Wyatt.Roberts.56 | May 3, 2025